Welcome to the Portal, Mortal!

Got a Question?
Ask Dramaticus Below.

So—if you’ve got a question about tuning, setup, the downloadable field guides… or anything you just witnessed in that glorious Welcome Video meltdown—

Dramaticus is listening. So are the goats. And I'd love to hear from you...

Here are the Guitar Anatomy Field Guides I Promised

FREE Electric Guitar Field Guides

FREE Acoustic Guitar Field Guides

Labeled + Unlabeled versions included

Labeled + Unlabeled versions included

Ready to Grab the Book?
For Yourself—or as a Gift?

You’ve watched the video. You’ve downloaded the field guides. You’ve survived the marble madness.

If you already picked up the book—THANK YOU. Seriously. You’re one of the CHOSEN. I don’t take that lightly, and I’m honored to help guide your tonal journey.

Still deciding? Maybe you stumbled here from the Amazon preview portal…
Or you’re just curious if a book with this many goats can actually teach you to tune.

Here’s the truth:
Tunology: The Beginner’s Guide to Guitar Tuning, Setup, & Sound is the missing manual every guitarist should’ve gotten but didn’t.

Whether it’s for you or a fellow tone-seeker, the sacred scroll awaits.

Click or tap to play the video below. Meet Dramaticus. Begin your tonal ascension.

You’ve Reached the
Headbangers Hotline™

Did You Notice the Statue in the Video?

The one under the black sheet… with the arm holding the tuning fork to the heavens? Yeah, that’s… classified. Some say it guards a truth not yet revealed. Others say it hasn’t moved in 3,000 years. Either way… don’t forget about it. The Tuning Gods always reward the curious.

You've Unlocked the Sacred Portal. Watch the Video Below. Claim What Is Rightfully Yours.

Now that you've seen the Welcome Video, here's your next move:

Click each button below to download your four Guitar Anatomy Field Guides. Print them. Jot notes. Test yourself. Take them to battle.

They've also been emailed to you—just in case you want to come back to them later.

Don’t see the email? Check your Spam, Junk, or Promotions folder.

Add gup@tunology.vip to your contacts so future tone drops don’t get banished.

Start exploring your guitar like a true initiate.

No spam. Just sacred scrolls, tuning wisdom, and the occasional goat.