Message Received!

Whether you sent a question, a confession, or just wanted to say “hi” to Dramaticus—
rest assured: your message has officially made it through the fuzz, the fog, and the fretboard static.

We read everything that comes through the Headbangers Hotline. Yes—even the ones written in all caps, blood, or goat emojis.

If your message is tuning-related, setup-specific, or requires divine intervention from the ghost of Tunacis himself—hang tight. A mortal reply is on the way.

Most responses arrive within 48 hours (or faster, if the stars align and the Wi-Fi doesn’t suck).

In the Meantime:
✅ If you haven’t picked up the book yet... what are you doing?! The scrolls are calling. The Tablets await. Get your copy of Tunology now →

✅ If you're already holding the sacred tome... Turn the page. Go deeper. There’s still front matter gold to unearth—and yes, it's there on purpose. (Only the worthy read it. Just saying.)

✅ And if you noticed the cloaked statue in the Welcome Video… Good. That means you’re paying attention.
That wasn’t stage dressing. That was a signal. A top secret message hidden in plain sight.

There’s more to this story. A hidden Tablet. A forbidden reward. And a prophecy that only the Chosen may unlock.

You’ve already come further than most. The final signal is near. Stay brave. Stay tuned. Stay strumming.

Something big is coming.

– Dramaticus
Minister of Myth & Keeper of the Hotline

Your Transmission Has Been Delivered to the Tuning Gods' Sacred Inbox